veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via aphcanada)

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

"We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world couldn’t design and operate a bumblebee’s wing. We can’t jump or run very fast, and we can’t carry vast weights like an ant can. We can’t see in the dark and we can’t fly except crammed in a noisy tube like sardines, which doesn’t count. Humans compared to animals are almost totally deaf, and we can’t smell a fart in an elevator by their standards. We are finite and separate, and neurotic, while the consciousness of an animal is at peace and eternal. We strive and go crazy to become more important. Animals rest and sleep and enjoy the company of each other. We think we have evolved upwards from animals but we have lost almost all of their qualities and abilities. The idea that animals don’t have consciousness or that they don’t have a soul is rather crass. It shows a lack of consciousness. They talk, they have families, they feel things, they act individually or together to solve problems, they often care of their young as a tribal unit. They play, they travel, and medicate themselves when they get sick. They cry when others in the herd die, they know about us humans. Of course they have a soul, a very pristine one. We humans are only now attempting with the recent rise in consciousness to achieve the soul that animals have naturally."

Stuart Wilde    (via seulray)

(Source: bavarde, via booty-pioneer)

teencry:

i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

(via asvprock)

goldnlush:

*looks at hot people’s selfies* one day i’ll look like you *silently whispers while eating a cupcake*

(via communistbakery)

operate:

cravings:

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

image

 

(Source: cravings, via shutupvevo)

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

(Source: aspirinorpizza, via communistbakery)

hotclog:

magicallys:

hotclog:

Top six selfies

wait you forgot this one

Theres a line and u crossed it

I’d rather hang out with my boyfriend than eat pizza and if that’s not true love idk what is

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

(via manda)